Lusaka - Totul e perfect, dar nimic nu ne convine/ Everything Is Perfect And We Are Not Happy
Zambia 23/01- 04/02
Era straniu: intinsi ca de obicei in cort, incercam sa adormim in campingul din Lusaka, insa in loc de greieri, auzeam beepurile telefoanelor mobile, rasunand in linistea noptii din corturile celorlalti backpackeri cu care imparteam pajistea. SMS-uri primite sau apeluri de la cunostinte. Jungla era departe: ne instalasem in curtea unui camping simpatic, cu management irlandez, bucatarie comuna cu frigider, piscina, ba chiar dusuri calde. Un adevarat lux. In receptie gasisem si raftul de carti pentru schimb cu multe titluri care ne interesau. Si aveam - pentru un pret rezonabil - acces wifi in cort. Totul era perfect, dar nu ne simteam in largul nostru.
Nu eram dezamagiti. Poate dezorientati… Dupa saptamani in care ne calisem zi de zi, in care trebuisem sa facem eforturi pentru a ne procura hrana, apa, un loc unde sa punem capul seara, ne simteam puternici, rezistenti, capabili de mai mult, poate mai greu. Sa nu facem dus zile in sir, sa purtam la infinit aceleasi haine murdare, sa impartim un avocado, 3 rosii si 4 bucati de porumb fiert la sase persoane, sa sapam, noi si camionagii, sub soare infernal si in ploaie torentiala - asta fusese normalitatea cu care eram obisnuiti si pentru care eram pregatiti. Dar nu in Zambia. Inca de la frontiera in Chingola asfaltul bun din Lubumbashi a devenit mai neted si mai bine desenat. Formalitatile de intrare in tara au mers struna: fara taxe ascunse, negocieri si chiar fara viza, in birourile impecabile ale ofiterilor vamali care m-au servit cu naucitoare amabilitate. Iesiti din frontiera in primul oras de provincie, aveam sa dam de shopping malluri, restaurante si oameni imbracati sic, dupa ultima moda. Preturile la tot erau insa la fel de occidentale ca si ambianta: benzina, mancare… eram inca in Africa, sau visam?
It was just weird: we were trying to fall asleep in our tent in Lusaka, and instead of crickets and bush sounds, there were mobile phones beeping in our fellow campers’ tents. SMS coming in or a call that got rejected. It was a black night, we were lying in our tent as usual, but this was no African bush. We had found a backpackers camp to pitch our mobile home and it was a fine place: friendly Irish staff, a clean lawn near a small pool, communal kitchen with fridge and real showers with hot water. Utter luxury. They also had a book swap shelf with plenty of interesting reads and most importantly of all, decent wifi for a reasonable price. But trust us brothers and sisters, we were anything but relieved to be there.
I could not say we were disappointed. Confused, maybe. After weeks of toughening up on the road, we were hungry for more. More trucks, more sand and mud, more downpours, more nasty bug bites, more villages and villagers hauling at our arrival and subsequent crashes. We could do with not showering for days, wearing the same clothes over and over, sharing an avocado, 3 tomatoes and 4 pieces of corn among 6. That was just fine. But Zambia was a whole different ball game. Straight from the Chingola border the roads dramatically improved, even compared to the good tar in Lubumbashi. We needed no visa and the papers for the bike were free. We only had to pay a small carbon tax, then we were off towards the capital. The first provincial town had a shopping mall and people dressed in fancy clothes. But gas was almost as expensive as in east DRC and for lunch we had to settle for a fast food, as we could not spot any local restaurants or mamas with corn or any other stuff that we knew from West Africa. This place could just as well be in Romania or U.S., no way we were still in Africa, were we?

Obligati sa luam pranzul intr-un Fornetti local. In acest orasel de dimensiunea Tecuciului am gasit fast-fooduri, dar nu si obisnuitele tarabe cu mancare locala ieftina.
We had to lunch on fast-food “pies”: pastries filled with meat or veggies. In this small provincial town we found a shopping mall, but no local cheap restaurants or food stalls.
La misunea fraciscana din Ndola unde am dormit prima noapte.
At the franciscan mission in Ndola, where we stayed for the first night.
Si covorul customizat de la dus. Oare unde se comanda asa ceva?
Custom carpet in our room. I wonder where can you order this stuff.

A doua zi ajungeam in capitala Lusaka. Dolarii incepusera sa ne dispara din portofel cu o viteza alarmanta, totul era scump, totul ne era strain: branduri americane, branduri sud-africane, produse cu etichete tipatoare si liste enorme de ingrediente, sucuri pline de chimicale, margarina, biscuiti, prafuri… mancare ultra procesata si ambalaje care iti iau ochii. In schimb aveam dificultati sa gasim apa: nici o pompa, nici un put, apa de la robinet prea galbuie, chiar si in satele de pe drum doar sticlute de plastic de 500 ml. O risipa de ambalaj, punga in punga, mormane de deseuri. Taxa la toaleta din benzinarie. Curat, vegetaie toaletata, drumuri semnalizate, radar. Polististul care ne-a oprit insa, tot african: ne-a lasat sa plecam cu un zambet. Ne simteam insa un pic pierduti in fata rafturile din Shoprite: oare de ce erau atatea feluri diferite de pasta de dinti? Eram inapoi de unde plecasem, eram in lumea “civilizata”.
So the second day of Zambia we had arrived in Lusaka, after sleeping the previous night at a franciscan mission. The US dollars keeps flying our of our pockets at alarming speed. Everything was expensive, everything was foreign to us: american brands, south african brands, lots of weirdly colored juices, crisps, chocolate, margarine…processed foods and shiny packaging. Water was hard to find: no pomps, tap water in fast foods was yellowish, even in villages there were only 500 ml plastic bottles on sale. What a crazy waste of disposable junk, and the junk was being disposed all along the sides of the roads indeed! Even the toilets in gas stations were not free. But we were not disappointed. We just felt a bit lost. In front of the many shelves of Shoprite supermarkets we wondered at the many kids of tooth paste available. We were back hey.
Raliul prin jungla nu fusese usor. Saptamanile de truda lasasera urme de nesters in noi, pe vehicule, asupra relatiei noastre. Si totusi simteam vibrand in adancul sufletului o nostalgie amara pentru ce lasasem in urma, pentru Congo. Ca si cum supravietuisem unei incercari dificile, la finalul careia insa ne “perpeleam” intr-un pat mult prea “moale”. Fortele castigate inutile, pentru ca totul devenise dintr-o data mult prea usor. Viata era prea usoara. Pana si painea era gata feliata si atat de moale incat o puteam inghiti pe nemestecate. Ne incordam, asteptand o noua provocare, un nou obstacol, dar totul era lipsit de efort, confortabil, prietenos.
The bush drive had been hard. It took a toll on us, our relationships and our vehicles. Yet somehow a sense of nostalgia was lingering. It felt as if we had survived a difficult test, only to arrive at the finish line and be handed a wheel chair. Life was too easy. Even bread - widely available - was already sliced and so soft it needed no chewing. We were prepared for another kick in the gut, but we we got a soft hand shake.

Pranz tipic in Zambia: nshima + peste. Nshima e exact ca mamaliga noastra, doar culoarea difera.
Zambian staple: nshima (similar to Romanian polenta) and fish

Pe drum spre capitala
Perfect tar to Lusaka

Zambienii sunt amatori sa se dea in stamba
A Zambian dude goofing around. They love to do it.

Ruland o babaroasa.
Rolling a big one.
Zambia parea o tara noua, o masinarie bine unsa care functioneaza cum trebuie. Surprinzator, in acest mediu modern si bine pus la punct, supravietuiesc speciile de animale salbatice pe care logica ar fi indicat ca le vom zari mai curand in jungla congoleza. Ajunsesem aici dupa 2000 de kilometri de pista fara sa vedem nimic. Abia de aici inainte, intre betoane si drumuri perfecte, urma sa ne implinim un vis - sa vedem megafauna africana.
Zambia looks like a brand new country, a nicely greased machine that runs properly, a stable, safe system that just works. But somehow, magically, in this highly modernized place, the African megafauna still thrives, unlike in the Congo for example. After living in the wild for so long, after camping in random places that felt like the most remote corners of the planet, only now we were hoping to spot some wildlife. The elusive creatures we were dreaming about long before our departure, our childhood stories heros.

Am stat 3 nopti in Lusaka: updatand blogul, pe Skype cu familiile, gatind pe marginea piscinei.
We spend 3 nights in Lusaka, resting, washing, blogging, taking a dip in the pool, cooking the big round tomatoes and mushrooms that filled the markets, shopping at the giant African corporation Zambeef.

Secventa 1: iepurele si al sau Tenere
Take 1: rabbits love bikes

Secventa 2: in contact cu motorul, iepurele a devenit…Sam
Take 2: moto magic, the rabbit has become …Sam
Apoi am luat drumul catre sudul care promitea parcuri pline de zebre, antilope, elefanti…
In linie dreapta, asfalt perfect… ne plictiseam. Simteam ca ma ia somnul la ghidon. Sa tinem aprinsa in noi foamea de aventura, sa ne bucuram pentru moment de confortul regasit? Alaturi de noi rulau doua BMW F650 GS: pentru prima data intalnisem si hotarasem sa facem o bucata de drum impreuna cu doi overlanderi ca si noi. James si Bryce, originari din Cape Town, facusera 4 luni in calatoria lor din Londra - unde locuiesc si lucreaza de multi ani - catre casa, pe ruta Europa de vest si sud, orientul mijlociu si coasta de est a Africii. Aveam o gramada de vorbit, scule de impartit, piese de ciocanit. In Lusaka am mers in acelasi garaj pentru a reface placutele de frana uzate. Pierdusem deja de la intrarea in Zambia zaua de legatura de la noul meu lant si un surub de la scut, asa ca am rezolvat si aceste doua probleme. Apoi i-am dat bice, in ideea de a incepe sa ne grabim, deja 7 luni si jumatate trecute si inca nu eram in Africa de Sud!
Then we left in search for the giraffes, zebras, monkey, elephants, we went south. We were struggling with this new found comfort of driving on perfect tarmac, unable to find a resolution of this absurd dichotomy. Should we feed our hunger for adventure, should we enjoy the civilization? In Lusaka we had met with the second pair of bikers since we had left. James and Bryce are from Cape Town, and they rode their BMW F650 GS from London - where they’ve been living and working for many years - to their home in Africa, via Europe, Turkey, the Middle East and the east coast. Finally we had things to learn from others like us, we had stories to tell, tools to share, bolts to screw. We ate the same foods, we packed the same gear, we flaunted the same uninhibited swagger. James had had a problem with the clutch and had been towed by Bryce for miles, so in Lusaka we went to the same shop to rebuild brake pads. I also had to fit a new chain lock as the original one had already fallen off since Lubumbashi - so much for the cross chains reliability! - replace a lost shield screw and repair the broken right mirror, now necessary because of the driving style in Zambia.

Baietii urmau sa faca un pit stop langa lacul Kariba, la un var, dar ghinionul a facut ca dupa pranzul pe marginea soselei, si dupa ce am fost opriti pentru a doua oara de acelasi echipaj de politie, ca Bryce sa-si descopere lantul praf. Rigidizat, uzat, exact faza prin care trecusem si eu in Maroc, in Ouarzazate. Asa ca cei doi sud africani au facut cale intoarsa 50 de km pana in Lusaka, in cautarea unei piese de schimb, iar noi ne-am continuat drumul.
It was logical and fun to ride together on our way to Vic Falls and on their way to Kariba Lake. But after being stopped for the second time for speeding by the same police car and after making them go so we could enjoy our lunch of roasted chicken with salad and corn, Bryce discovered that his chain was damaged. It was like it happened to us in Morocco, the chain was extremely stiff, with many frozen links. So they went back 50 km to Lusaka to find a new chain, and we drove south on the straight road until we felt we would fall asleep from boredom.

Pe vastele intinderi din inima Africii cele mai frumoase apusuri coloreaza serile in peisaje de carpeta chinezeasca. In primul nostru bivuac zambian eram din nou singuri, dupa mai multe luni, si aceasta frumusete suprarealista, aceasta liniste, aceasta vibratie erau cuibul nostru pentru o noapte.
But this is the heart of Africa, and it comes with the most incredible sunsets. We were tripping in this surreal light that was scalding the vast plain. It was all ours, to bathe in, to make our temporary shelter on. So no wonder we arrived the next day in famously named Livingstone with high expectations.

Pui cu o tocana de frunze asemanatoare cu spanacul
Chicken with leafy greens, similar to spinach

Tocana de vita
Beef stew

Ambele feluri servite alaturi de nshima, fara de care nu exista masa in Zambia
Both dishes served with nshima, the Zambian must eat staple

A doua zi intram in faimosul Livingstone, un orasel turistic, fondat in 1905, dar dezvoltat exploziv in ultimii 5 ani: 2 malluri, supermarketuri peste tot, benzinarii, restaurante, lodge-uri si campinguri. Si o ofera naucitoare pentru iubitorii de aventura: rafting, bungee, zbor cu elicopterul, cu micro-deltaplanul, safari, pescuit in canion etc. In Livingstone trebuie doar sa iti imaginezi ceva, ca vei gasi macar o agentie cu o oferta pe masura. In fapt aglomeratia de agentii turistice si hoteluri este atat de mare, incat comisia internationala responsabila discuta posibilitatea de a retrage statutul de sit World Heritage cascadei Victoria. Dupa Cupa Mondiala de fotbal din 2010 taxele - deja exorbitante - de intrare in parcul national au fost dublate si s-a introdus o taxa suplimentara pentru parcare. Una peste alta am platit 45 de dolari pentru a vedea cascada. Si vizavi de casa de bilete, plin de chioscuri cu cele mai penibile copii de arta si artizanat african. Sentimentul era de parc tematic, mega turistic. Eram scarbiti. Dar in cativa metri am auzit-o. Apoi am vazut-o. Si am uitat totul.
The small town was founded in 1905, but has been developing as tourist hub only for the past 5 years, and today it offers 2 shopping malls, many supermarkets, petrol stations and innumerable lodges and camps. The offer for the adrenaline junkies is mind-blowing: white water rafting, bungee jumping, paragliding, helicopter rides, safaris, fishing in the canyons. In Livingstone, you name it, and they have got it. Actually the insane over-development has urged the international committee to consider removing the World Heritage Site status of Victoria Falls. Since World Cup the entrance fees to the waterfall have doubled and a parking fee was introduced. The 20 US dollar ticket and the 5 US dollar parking tax are dumbfounding. We felt robbed, and right across the ticket counter there was a ridiculous display of shops selling kitsch replicas of African art. It was like we had to do this only because it was a famous landmark that we came across. It felt weird. We took our camera and walked in the direction of the roar. And there it was.
Tunetul care fumega / The Smoke That Thunders
In amonte fluviul Zambezi e bland, apele calme mangaie campiiile in helestee parfumate, unde vitele si turmele de animale salbatice vin sa se adape si sa socializeze. Inghite calm raurile si paraurile, ploile il fac mai puternic. Apoi bazaltul se deschide inaintea-i, o falie de 1,7 km lungime, 108 m adancime, si fluviul devine explodeaza, dintr-o data salbatic. O bestie trezita din staza. Inainte sa o vezi, ii auzi vocea, vezi aburii care ii ies pe gura. Mosi-Oa-Thunya inseamna in limbajul indigen “tunetul care fumega”. Ploaia inversa aruncata in sus e vizibila de la multi kilometri departare, ca un gheizer. Cascada pare imensa, vie. In sezonul ploios - care e chiar acum - cascada atinge un debit de peste 500 de tone de apa pe minut. In lumina perfecta de dinainte de apus, priveam cum o forta enorma e continuta intr-o structura delicata de apa. Ajunsa pe muchia ascutita, isi cauta pentru o clipa echilibrul, apoi se arunca in abis, dizolvandu-se intr-un dans senzual, un trup translucid care dispare in miliarde de picaturi microscopice. Aproape 360 de grade de curcubeu, Zambezi ploua pe pielea noastra, zgomotul cascadei ne transporta intr-o lume magica. Uitasem de pretul pe care spiritul mercantil al omului il pune pe natura, ne abandonam fericiti momentului, senzatiilor.
Upper Zambezi is a gentle, wide body of water dotted with islets, washing the shores of green pastures where animals roam undisturbed. It calmly collects rivers and springs, rain making it stronger. But at this 1.7 km long 108 m deep crack in the black basalt, the river turns wild. A dormant beast wakes up and roars. Before you can lay your eyes upon it, you hear its voice, you see smoke coming from its mouth. Mosi-Oa-Thunya literally means in tonga “the smoke that thunders”, the inverted rain clearly visible from miles away, as it raises high in the sky like geysers. Immense, alive. The force of Victoria Falls pounds mercilessly, over 500 tones of water a minute strong. In the perfect afternoon light we wondered at the incredible power of this delicately intricate structure of falling water. It balances for a moment on the sharp edge, then it jumps into the abyss, while dissolving in an erotic dance, a thrusting see-thru body that disappears below, in the mist. An almost 360 degrees rainbow, droplets on our skin, sounds of another world, and we felt transported, transfixed. Whatever the price some mercantile people put on nature, we abandoned ourselves to being present, alive, feeling it, smelling it, drinking it.
E atat de frumos acest loc. Cumpatul pierdut la granita dintre Zambia si Zimbabwe, pentru Zambezi nu mai e cale de intoarcere. Fluviul salbaticit se zvarcoleste in canioane inguste si vartejuri ametitoare. Si chiar pe buza unui canion, la Rapid 14, am gasit locul de care aveam nevoie pentru a ne odihni si aduna gandurile, pentru a planifica traseul in continuare. Cu wifi gratuit inclus.
It is beautiful, this waterfall. After exploding at this wide edge between Zambia and Zimbabwe, Zambezi can no longer longer let go, and it twists into narrow gorges, whirlpools in turbulent rapids. Right on the edge of one of these gorges, at Rapid 14, we found what we were looking for. A peaceful spot to relax and collect our thoughts while planing for the itinerary ahead. Free wifi included.

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